• Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
  • Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
  • Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
  • Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
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Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards

Brand: Little Genie
Category: GAMES
SKU: LGBG.128
$44.95

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Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards

Free shipping over $69. $9.95 under $69. Ships discreetly across Australia.

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What is this product?

Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards offers premium design, ultimate comfort, and high quality performance tailored for your intimate wellness experience.

How is it shipped and how long does delivery take?

Adult Island ships Australia-wide with privacy in mind.

  • Orders are packed in plain, discreet packaging with no product details on the outside.
  • Shipping cost and estimated delivery time are shown at checkout before payment.
  • Tracking details are sent after dispatch so you can follow your parcel.
  • Metro deliveries are usually faster than regional or remote locations.

View the full shipping policy.

What is the returns policy?

Returns for intimate products are handled carefully for hygiene and safety reasons.

  • Unopened, unused, and sealed items are generally the best candidates for return review.
  • If your order arrives faulty, damaged, or incorrect, contact support promptly with your order number and photos.
  • Change-of-mind returns may be limited once hygiene-sensitive packaging has been opened.
  • Your rights under Australian Consumer Law still apply.

Read the full returns policy.

How do I use and clean it safely?

Follow the product instructions carefully before first use.

  • Clean the product before and after use with warm water and a suitable cleaner.
  • Check lubricant and cleaner compatibility with the product material before use.
  • Store the product in a clean, dry place away from direct heat and sunlight.
  • Do not share without proper cleaning and suitable hygiene protection.
  • Stop use immediately if irritation or discomfort occurs.

Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards offers premium design, ultimate comfort, and high quality performance tailored for your intimate wellness experience.

Adult Island ships Australia-wide with privacy in mind.

  • Orders are packed in plain, discreet packaging with no product details on the outside.
  • Shipping cost and estimated delivery time are shown at checkout before payment.
  • Tracking details are sent after dispatch so you can follow your parcel.
  • Metro deliveries are usually faster than regional or remote locations.

View the full shipping policy.

Returns for intimate products are handled carefully for hygiene and safety reasons.

  • Unopened, unused, and sealed items are generally the best candidates for return review.
  • If your order arrives faulty, damaged, or incorrect, contact support promptly with your order number and photos.
  • Change-of-mind returns may be limited once hygiene-sensitive packaging has been opened.
  • Your rights under Australian Consumer Law still apply.

Read the full returns policy.

Follow the product instructions carefully before first use.

  • Clean the product before and after use with warm water and a suitable cleaner.
  • Check lubricant and cleaner compatibility with the product material before use.
  • Store the product in a clean, dry place away from direct heat and sunlight.
  • Do not share without proper cleaning and suitable hygiene protection.
  • Stop use immediately if irritation or discomfort occurs.

Customer Reviews

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Excellent range of high-quality products at very affordable prices. Great value for money.

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Definitely a 5 Star experience with this store. Very happy with my purchase. High quality product, wide range over 3000 products. This is my favourite store. Highly recommended! Special discount is going on.

New

Excellent experience at Adult Island! The store offers plenty of choices, fair prices and a comfortable shopping environment. I am very happy with my purchase and will definitely return. Highly recommended.

Product Overview & Customer Guide

What is Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards?

Dirty Penis Playing Cards - Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards is a premium product by Little Genie available in our Bondage & Accessories collection. Designed for quality, reliability, and ultimate comfort.

Who is it suitable for and how is it used?

This item is suitable for both beginners and experienced users looking for high quality intimate wellness products. Refer to the included product manual and instructions before first use.

How is delivery handled in Australia?

Adult Island dispatches orders Australia-wide in plain, unbranded packaging with complete discretion. No store name or product details appear on the outer package. Tracking information is provided upon dispatch.

How should this product be cleaned and stored?

Clean thoroughly before and after each use with warm water and a specialized cleaner or mild soap. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight, dust, and extreme heat.

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